Hideous Corpus Legal Humor Sweatshirt

Description

This crewneck sweatshirt is a cheeky, confident piece for adults who love dark legal and gym humor. The design’s sarcastic tone lands like a knowing grin—wry, unapologetic, and loud enough to start conversations at the squat rack or the courthouse hallway. It wears like a familiar companion: soft but sturdy, with a clean classic cut that keeps the focus on the embroidered or printed joke. Imagine tying your shoes, catching a smirk from someone who reads your shirt, and feeling that small rush of connection. The sweatshirt resists itch and fades with no fuss; it’s built to move through workouts, late-night study sessions, or brisk walks between meetings. Pick chest or wrist embroidery for a subtle nod, or go big center-chest when you want that line delivered with full confidence.

Product features
– Embroidered options: left/center/large center chest and both wrists
– Comfortable 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) with classic crew fit
– Durable double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs
– Tagless feel with pearlized tear-away label; tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look
– Ethically sourced US cotton, OEKO-TEX certified dyes; meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean

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